Lamo Teams

Greetings,
We had a quick meeting around a box of Walkers Shortbread Fingers from Easyjet last night at Stanstead and tried to work out who should write a humorous piece on Shimon Defraud's depressingly un-box office stag coverage. Unfortunately, the best we came up with was ‘dung parliament’, a joke someone stole from Gino D Campo's Twitter feed. Abject, defeated, but at least partly relieved that one of us was able to explain to a 40-year-old red head man at the Go Karting why De Fraud didn't win and Dave Lee did, We got down to what we know best. I rang Paradise Palace and asked them to start processing the votes for our dirtyest bastard competition There’ll be no hung parliament on this one, people. That’s a promise.
Lastly no one paid last week so please bring da arrears.......
Enjoy

White Hen's

Dan Reese x1
Chilli x1
Perilly x1
Warren x1
Jason x2
Silver
Baum x1

Dark Stag's

Gink
Maxter
Shimon Lamo Defraud x1
The Rat x1
Dave Lee
Gotts x1
Didge x1

Shimons Stag

Greetings,

Ah, Bank Holiday Weekends. A time to get confused about what the hell to do with your extra day and probably just end up going for a big shop and staying up late to play in what has been reported as a pony MNF. surely not?, maybe it was because your gaffer wasn't there keeping an eye on proceedings, It’s the most gloriously great sporting event of the year. No other battle on earth is long and slow enough to ensure that if you go away on a Shimon Defraud Stag for the weekend, you’ll still be in 1 piece when you get back. Gargantuan. A bit like Spurs finishing 3rd (fingers crossed)

So here’s a pic of my new Chinese girlfriend who I met in Beijing, she's just finishing my washing and getting ready to drop me off at the airport at 6am: ok I lied she's not Chinese! To play in MNF, email here with a picture of a da Stag in his underwear. I know there is one. I’ve bloody well seen it. Soccerette Anyone???